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CALENDAR dates plenty but you no join - you be my ONLY DATE
You don't need no PET, cos I get DOGGY to give you
Me no be CARPENTER but certainly I wan KNACK you
You look doper than COKE; I'ma do you rather than drugs
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Only you one with plenty suitors; me sef join the long QUEUE
Ninety-nine percent intelligency; Omo, you get the IQ
Grateful to have you in my life; you deserve some big 10Q
Na you I wan marry cos me really like 4Q
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Can't have PU*SY as a PET except it lives under your SKIRT
You know that you can TRUST me; I hope that I can THRUST you
I'll be your ORDER ROOM king; WORSHIP you in the OTHER ROOM
My Goal as your goalkeeper will be always making you HAPPY
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