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Couple goals on my mind; being your husband will be FUN
You'll be my personal porn; I'll be your ATM for FUND
Ride you like HORSE with a BAND rythym; your HUSBAND to the core
Hardcore with you in the other room; train our kids in the order room
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My alarm would be 20 minutes earlier if you wanted morning sex
Cos I'll love to daily have you on bed as my breakfast
When you're tired from hardwork but still in need of sexual pleasure
I'll gladly do all the softwork; you just lie back and get eaten
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I'll give you permission to wake me whenever you're horny
Show me red lights and I'll wait; just to please you, I'll over wait
Green lights, I'll serve you like a waiter so much that post-birth won't get you overweight
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