FOR HOURS AND HOURS (dirty poetry)

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This shirt looks great on you; as a matter of fact, so would I

I’m always on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

APPLE of my Hi; If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple

The doctor said I’m sick because I’m lacking vitamin U

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My doctor told me I have a cure for your vitamin D deficiency.

So If you’re feeling down from up, be rest assured I can fill you up from down

When your pu*sy is on fire, I'll be the fireman that gets it wet

And Slurp it up with my tongue or slope it down with my Mr. Long

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Craving a Pizza called YOU; I’d love to get a pizz-a you.

Not just like girl friend for five minutes but my WIFEY forever

Let’s GO see how you like it CUMMING the OTHER room that's OURS

No need to MINUTE this meating cos we'll go on for HOURS and HOURS

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