I AM YOUR MAN (dirty poetry)

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From the GENESIS of marriage BUDDY, to the REVELATION of your BODY

A thing of GLORY that you are GOD SENT; another STORY is your GOOD SCENT

Breathing in your ALLURING AURA is the best LAUREL that my NOSE KNOWS

I hold you TIGHT OFFERING you more than TITHE; take all of me - not just one tenth

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Let us write our BOOK OF ROMANCE with a pen forged in the flames of PLEASURE

And our BOOK OF ACTS centered on love no matter the PRESSURE

BOOK OF NUMBERS reflecting how much you TRUST ME to THRUST YOU without MEASURE

The BOOK OF your SOLO MOANS is CLOUD nine LOUD enough to make ME SURE

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I'll kiss you in PUBLIC but lick, suck and f**k you in PUBIC

The way your heart needs oxygen to pump; I'll give your a** my d**k to pump

My D**k is the perfect INHALER; cos you got ASS, MA

Forget Batman, Superman or Spiderman; I am your man

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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

I go rock you, e go shock you, I go suck you without flaw

I go lick you, e go freak you; I go use pr**k knead you like flour

You should have pet insurance cos I'll smash your pu**y to your desire

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If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your a**

I can see into the future, and yeah, we’re gonna f**k everytime you want to

I'll Touch your bellybutton from your inside; a trick done only with my Mr. Long

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