I’ve finally discovered what’s causing global warming. You!
You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.
According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, share your hotness with me;
Tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number
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I no be James Bond, call me your covalent bond
My love for you's not IRONIC, call me your IONIC BOND
If you were a chemical element, I'll call you BEAUTIUM
Acid to my litmus paper; I turn bright red each time we meet
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You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way
Like a non-volatile particle, you raise my boiling point.
Whenever you’re nearby, I reach my melting point
You’re more special than relativity; it's expressed in my activity
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