PHENOMENAL (dirty poetry)

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You're the girl I've been searching for; so obvious you're a MIRACLE

Your name no be PHENOMENA but you so PHENOMENAL

The way I open up to you; na only you FIT KNOW ME NOW

The whole of you's amazing; your ALL-SUM is AWESOME

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I can't IMAGINE A SHUN even in my IMAGINATION

Overwhelmed by SENSATION; no room to SENSE A SHUN

I never even see NAVEL before she don dey make me MARVEL

Your BODY makes my mind WANDER; BUDDY you're a WONDER

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The REARITY of your BACKSIDE; you get A*S for your ASS-ANAL fan

The RARITY of your FRONT SIDE; you get CHEST pass MANCHESTER united

Your nonpareil PRODIGY is something to shout about

Character wey stand out like a spectacle; something to write home about 

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