THIS FINE I FOUND IS BEAUTIFUL (dirty poetry)

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A lot of people pay fine; I've long been searching for who this fine is

I think I finally found her and I got enough money to pay fine

Girl! Like a parking ticket, you’ve got fine written all over you.

Heaven must be missing an angel since you’re here with me

The FASHIONISTA in VOGUE with the kind of hot DRIP that makes me TRIP

Her VERSION A STAR isn't VAGUE nor FAKE; FLAKE in my CRIB wey dey crack my RIB

She got the kind of LIPS I want to CLIP and the kind of HIPS I wanna GRIP

She Drives me crazy like a JEEP; so high class enough for the KEEP

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The best at her job with Bougie HIGH CLASS like a RECOMMENDED EYE GLASS

She dey KOLO me like on KOLOS; na she dey sweet me to COLLOGUE

The LOCUS of her HOCUS POCUS have never ever been BOGUS

Na her GRAPHIX dey FIX my GRAPH; what an amazing PHOENIX

She holds more sweetness  than a COGUE when I LAND on her IRELAND with a holy POGUE

Her BROGAN SLOGAN is, "put yourself in people's shoes before sitting them on the PROGUE"

Her personality is so much queenly and MORE; unlike dem nasty MORGUE

She dey PARA SHOOT when ROGUE but knows when to use the DROGUE PARACHUTE

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If I want to see a picture of a beautiful person, I got your picture gallery

It's quite easier for you I guess; all you need is to hold up a mirror

The way you snuck into my heart, you must be a Ninja

With you the feeling's different; your vibes giving me Ginger

Now that I'm under your charm and that I am fully yours

What are your other two wishes for the genie - my queen and boss

You look magically delicious; When I look at you, everything else disappears

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else

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