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YOU'RE TOO HOT (dirty poetry)

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Clean person like you in a dirty mind like mine

It simply means you're too hot; hotter than a campfire

So hot in this nice dress that I wish I could talk you out of it

Hotness that melts ice; can't stop undressing you with my eyes

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Like, you're too hot - I could fall madly in bed with you

you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

If you look this good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I

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You no be Siri but you dey autocomplete me

Meaning na me be COOL COKE; na you be HOT FANTA

You are so HOT; I be your FAN - you don't need A.C.

You HEAT UP my EMOTIONS so much that na you my FEELINGS wanna EAT UP

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