TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY BODY (dirty poetry)

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When was the first time you realized you wanted to take advantage of my body?

Don't just take advantage of me buddy; take advantage of my body

Come to my time machine; it's somewhere between 68 and 70

You've gone way past "SEDUCE ME"; it's time I SAID USE ME

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What are you wearing right now? “Nothing!” would be the perfect answer.

Do you really often think about me touching you down there?

I’m China get into Japantees.and make you a bit tingly down there

main figure in my exotic dreams; Looking forward to having you later

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If your clothes make me uncomfortable, will you mind taking them off

Or maybe play a sexy game; fastest person to take their clothes off wins.

Or the game of dirty dare to guess right your underwear color 

If you guess right, will you give me anything I want tonight?

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