MY YOGA BODY BUDDY (dirty poetry)

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Wanna check you out each morning in bed like a newspaper 

Want you on my lips each morning like my cup of water

Want you on my tongue each morning like my tooth brush

Could pop some Kreampies in you like you into K-pop

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My yoga body buddy with the big yoghurt booty

Living without you CUNT is a life that I CAN'T 

Wanna drown in your sex SEA like drowning in a BITCH

I wear the pants in this relationship but you control the zipper 

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Wanna go up and down inside you like you are my elevator

I'll put some flowers on the casket once I murder that pussy

I know you'd like TULIPS flowers; that's why I got my TWO LIPS 

Be careful with the teeths and I 'll be nice to your tits

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