A VAMP HIGHER (dirty poetry)

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One of the ways of knowing dick is by teethlesly gnawing

You wanna first be friends with mine or go straight to the point 

Put my pomo for your mouth make you chop am like beef

The only time I like you selfish cos you no cum here to sell fish

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Suck me dry like a VAMPIRE let's take this moans a VAMP HIGHER 

Of course you'd screw my bolt in your nut till I'm all nuts up North

But first put dem nuts in your mouth like the moment of truth down your throat

And see your cheeks swell up like you were allergic to nuts

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I'll entertain you every time you want if you just blow me occasionaly

Like your Gameboy cartridge, you can blow me before you put it in

Freaking Scalding hot and the "all over my crotch" approach 

Although They often say to spit, you know I love it when you swallow

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