MORE DIAMONDS LIKE YOU (dirty poetry)

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You need a cane for your ass, I got a long hurricane to sandwich your pegs

A storm panting in my pants to stomp the yard between your panther legs

Twill rain heavier than cat and dog; more like raining pu**y and do**y

Till I get to your waterspout and create a tsunami rough like rugby

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Like my house when it's raining, I wanna be inside of you 

This cold needs a bornfire; I got a dry long wood to raise the fire

Till you are boiling hot like a steamy skin under the rain

Let me plant my tree in your rainforest and you'll be amazed how well it grows 

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I no be weather man but got all the inches you need to fly high 

A massive bulge in my pants inching to give you the storm surge

Woody than cane, sweeter than sugar; a sugarcane in my panties 

Compelled to cum pearls into you; so that more DIAMONDS like you can come out of you 

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