HAVE YOU IN MY EATING PLAN (dirty poetry)

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I wish you were a diet so I'd have you in my eating plan

Hope you are wet enough for food insurance coz I like to eat healthy 

Kiss you where it's warm, slippery and wet

put that nut in my mouth get my whole tongue in the hole already 

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You're SNOW white and I'm the RAIN; my love REIGNS to make you MELT 

Stand over me like an UMBRELLA  ready for the RAINS that make WET

Till your SOUTHERN deserts look NORTH enough for my tongue to take the SHOT

At passing this oral test with excellent grades that BOLT into the NUTS

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Let me flood your lower elevations and blow you high into cloud nine

Sip you like MISSISSIPPI till you seep out of every hole

I'll stop the drought in your misty hairy cloud and make it rain all day

Coz I came hard not just to make you cum soft but leave everything soaking wet

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