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BIG BANG THEORY (dirty poetry, science wordplay)

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Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here
The Universe must revolve around you; your gravitational forces are banging
Force of gravity or not; there's no way I wouldn't fall for you
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Like I'm the sun and you're the earth, the closer we get, the hotter you become
If stars fell everytime I would think of you, the midnight sky would soon be empty.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Na your beauty make me dey float like astronaut for solar system
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Hey baby, you’re out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
"I'll show you curiosity about what you'd look like in my bed."
Only star in my sky; please feature in my Big bang theory 
Pleasure sight you can't measure once the Big dips deeper  in your dope site
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