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You certainly will beat the moon in a beauty contest
Just like a black hole; got the whole of me sucked up
I’ll show you the world, if you show me Uranus.
I will suck your milky breast if you taste my milky way
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I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore URANUS
Forget past VENUS URANUS SATURN; my d*ck's new venue to sit it on
Just as YOUR A*S is my romantic EARTH, trust me MARS too is yours
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy URANUS.
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I'll create you the biggest pleasure planet larger than JUPITER
With my long JOYSTICK, nothing Ever will make YOU BITTER
When you're cold like PLUTO, I'll set you on fire like MERCURY
Give you the DINGDONG melody like DJ NEPTUNE
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