IF I NO LOVE YOU WETIN I GAIN (dirty poetry)

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When your girlfriend's hot and sexy, there's often this feeling to wanna BANG HER

Finger repeated slipping, dipping, licking, sucking like chopping swallow and BANGA

Everyday's Christmas if she's a KNOCKOUT; the loud moaning duets go sound pass BANGER

With Marriage comes the driving license and natural riding lessons to legitly BAG HER

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You make my privates stand at attention like ALAGA IDURO

My cheerful face na your chair; sit like my ALAGA IJOKO

Writing about my FANTASY; that's where my PEN IS

Right thing about what's FUN TO SEE; that's you on my PENIS

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I'll make this TRUTH LONG enough to make your throat DEEPER than a GIRAFFE 's

The only thyme our love will suck will be when I'm sucking you

Two heads are better than one; so will you give me a head?

Money go come I go blow and na only your mouth go BLOW ME

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Got all that's nice from God YOUR FATHER; hot and spicy pass OFADA

I wan rush you like OHA taking this love thing ALL FARTHER

And scripturally multiply kids together whey I go like FATHER

Together Forever no matter the whether until 'IF I DIE'

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Step by step till the CLIMAX; I go climb you like LADDER

Weather fit cold for CANADA, Love cover us like AGBADA

Won't get tired of knowing you; keep studying you like AKADA

Just to know more ways to please you when we do our ÀWÀDÀ

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I'll do you so intentional; tensional, intense-anal and HARDER

So much that when it comes to doing you, you'll find none other BADDER

I'll ride you intentionally OVERSEAS; like my international PRADA

I go still ride you CUM back HOME; like my local OKADA

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You'll be my fantasies come true, bend and stretch you like it's YOGA

I'll do you with passion like I'm younger; give you the feel of a COUGAR

Do you with knowledge like I'm older; make you go wild like a TIGER

Bring on the lion plus tigress vibes let me do you like a LIGER

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You swept me off my feet, made me fall for you like RAIN 

RAIN down your secret fantasies; na you be queen na you dey REIGN

I'll be that DUDE that flows with you in your NUDE like blood in the VEIN

High up no FLAW or down on the FLOOR; if I no love you - wetin I GAIN?

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Hold me like a tight HUGGER as I drill your MEDIAN like a MEAN AUGER

For The MATH of Me PLUS bed MINUS your clothes I be OGA

DIVIDE your legs like COMPASS, till you  CUM PASS and get JIGGIER 

MULTIPLY till kids COME to PASS with better FIGURE and SWAGGER

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*AKADA (pidjen) - academics

*ÀWÀDÀ (Yoruba) - play

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