THE THOUGHTS I WAS HAVING ABOUT YOU (dirty poetry)

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The thoughts I was having about you were so dirty and hot

That I had to take a long, cold shower of a chilling sort

You're a true Goddess; I've never seen a sexier hotshot

Let's tie the knot so I 'll be free to screw your nuts with skills yet untaught 

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Does talking dirty turn you on? Mind trying it with me?

I hope you enjoy the feeling of being asked naughty questions;

Because I'm about to drive you wild; that's indeed the quest on

Oh! You got a favorite position you wanna try out with me?

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What is the sexiest outfit you own and when can I see you in it?

Tell me that your new underwear looks really amazing on you

 And I'll come see it for myself and enjoy how it's sexy on your skin

And I'll cum in the scene; married to you - that is no sin

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The thing I was most creative with today was my dirty thoughts

 Guess who inspired them all? Guess who's the sexy thot

Don't Tell me you're typing with one hand because your other hand is busy

It will make me fall madly in bed with you and ride you crazy

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