YOU'RE ON MY TO-DO LIST (dirty poetry)

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I am at work but I would rather be in bed with you. Right now.

You're on my to-do list tonight - you know that, right?

If we were together, what would you want me to do to you?

My hands all yours; Where would you enjoy being touched the most?

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You know, if I were you, I’d always have sex with me.

Next time I see you, I want to be as dirty as possible.

Cumming back home tonight as the special guest between your legs 

I'd assume you are my washing machine and put my dirty load inside you.

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I'm so shy but you have no idea what I’m thinking about right now

Wanna do all sorts of dirty and sweet things to you.

I wanna watch you dress on to later undress you slowly

And bite every inch of your body with no inch left untouched

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