SO EXCITING (dirty poetry)

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Every time I see you, you turn me on like a light switch 

You making me hard like you were a cement mixer 

You make me rock hard like MEDUSA; kudos to God who MADE YOU SHA

This my aircraft needs a RUNWAY; would you be my LANDING STRIP 

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Like you got a sexy IRISH BREATH, the LENGTH of my D*CK's DOUBLIN'

You can call me your sure plug coz I know how to plug it in

And make you fly high like a BIRD while still on my BED

By firing my cannon through your porthole like you were a PIRATE 

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I love The way you feeling me whenever I'm filling you 

It makes my unique two inches feel like six inches 

Just like a firecracker, you're so exciting

I'd risk my hand getting blown off just to always hold you tight

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