BOO BEES - we buzz around each other like boo bees (dirty poetry)

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You gave me the BODY HUG I WORE to calm my mind's THUG of WAR

My love CALLED YOU and you CURLED Me in; to CUDDLE has been a CORE DO

The REIGN of the BOW is over; so this ain't time to shoot ARROWS but but to take a BOW

And BOW to love to honour our marriage vows like God does with the RAINBOW

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I'm not a meteorologist but can observe you’re part of the reasons global warming exist.

I am really forecasting extra moisture and heat from you on my face.

I'm not the whether man but can forecast that you’re getting 2 to 3 inches tonight

wonderful weather we’re having; you'll feel a warm front moving in tonight

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Like a giant chalice, damn those cups are huge

Your tits are on fire; I got a coolant in my mouth

Honey, Call me horny, as I suckle so cool from your boobies

Fill our lives with sweetness as we buzz around each other like boo bees

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I wanna get your honey but you're being a bee

If my d**k was Winnie-the-Pooh, would you let me in your honey pot?

Wanna friggin wrestle you; like  a fire-ice collabo port

Your vibes so sweet and Tasty like an acid-base reaction part

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