THE queen EVE THAT MAKES ME HER one true king ADAM (inspired by scriptures, dirty poetry)

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Even God knows it shouldn't be STEVE; had to be Adam and EVE (Romans 1:27)

For God made her a KNOCKOUT; this explains the eagerness to BANG HER (1 Corin 7: 9)

Oh how the BODY of this found BUDDY's geography makes me WONDER (Prov 18:22)

Not just BOOTY but your inner BEAUTY; wanna explore like Alice and WANDER (Prov 11: 22)

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Two unlike GENDERS fusing with the love and Unity AGENDA (Amos 3:3)

I give you my WORD that I will make the all of you my WORLD (Gen 2: 24)

My love for you from MORNING will be till the EVE of my life (Malachi 2: 15)

The missing piece - God gats ADD AM; and that's you, the EVE for my life (Gen 2:18)

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I'm the SIR PAINTED for you; the SERPENT HEARD and will COME for you (Gen 3: 1)

Coz he's jealous God made me HEAD; tried dethroning me and got its HEAD bruised (Gen 3: 15)

I don LEAVE my FATHER FARTHER to CLEAVE and LIVE with my EVE (Gen 5: 31)

I leave my MOTHER for MY OTHER to build an ORDERED OTHER room (Math 19: 5)

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You're the SEXY fantasy STIRING my SEX SEA that got me STARING like TELEVISION (1 Corin 7:2)

You're my SPECS in GOOGLE search; please be the GOGGLE filtering my VISION (Gen 2: 18)

God had to make you this HOT coz life's COLD and we need a WARM bed (Eccles 4: 11)

To you my sexual REIGN BOWS like the covenant of the RAINBOWS (Heb 13: 4)

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FULL FEELING of love's FULFILLING; COMMITTING is a must COMING THING (Eph 5: 25)

I'll always listen to THY VOICE with love unmurdered by DIVORCE (Eph 5: 33)

Since ALPHA BET that you're the ACE; for you I readily raise my LAST CARD (Prov 31: 10;1 Tim 5: 8)

You're top on the list like ALPHABET A, giving honey sweetness like letter BEE (Prov 31: 11)

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You're the only letter my love eyes C; if you were 'Z', then I CHOOSE 'Z' (Prov 31: 29)

I like my crush THICK with a brainbox TICKED; God knows I'm that CHOOSEY (Prov 31: 26)

Call me your TOM Cruise; till I'm all, asides God, that you cruising and CHOOSING (Prov 31:30)

Turn my house into your home and let's raise Godly kids like LORD'S CHOSEN (Prov 31:28)

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Good things cum in small packages such as your tight hole (Gen 2: 25)

Whatever pleasure I'm OFFERING; I give my tithe whole (1 Corin 7: 3)

Take you to cloud nine till you're wet and gushing like A DAM (1 Corin 7: 4)

Just be the queen EVE that makes me her one true king ADAM (Eph 5: 22)

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