THE OTHER ROOM (dirty poetry)

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If na WIFI wey I fit access; na to turn on my hotspot

So Mrs Wifey don't be surprised you turn him on

He doesn't wish to be NEPA; so don't try to turn him off

That emotion needs a motion; press play in the other room

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Cool to be formal with your tie; hot to be informal with her thigh

So, don't be all knotty with your tie; get naughty with her thigh

The hut begins to hurt when what ought is made to halt

Give unto Ceasa what is Ceasas, so he won't seize her when he sees her

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Selfish when you owned a house?  kill the self-ish before owning a home

Don't let the order room make you forget the other room

It's formal to take orders but best to listen to others

So you don't lose your voice in the noise of another's choice

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The home is a ministry just as your church is a ministry

So, Mr. Pastor, don't just look past all her emotions

If she talk sey body dey do her, you better believe her

You married as a believer; no dey form unbeliever

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The ORDER room ministry; you 'holy spirit'; sanctifier

But for this OTHER room ministry; you be satisfier

You're a Sir teasing fire if you no satisfy her; love burns

No be God force you marry; you for do apostle Paul

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