THOUGHTS ABOUT MY FUTURE BRIDE-(02) PART TWO ; Friday freestyle (dirty poetry)

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You were too hot for me; I just had to be your fan

You fit me perfectly; that's why I call you my slimfit

If you're all I got left, then I still got my bragging rights

What's better than blood tonic; daily dose of your love tonic

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As for who dey burst my membrane; you know you be the one

God dey live inside my heart; you know sey you dey there too

Me plus you go ball and party; God's the third party, making we three

Any other person na fourth party; Dem look we three halla, "Mo Fo o"

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Bride price fit big like to pay fine; but e worth am based on you fine

All my gold will be yours based on your value don pass gold mine

You pepper like rodo; that one na sure thing

No dribble me like Ronaldo; based on you be my surety

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I know sey I no need workout before relationship go work out

All the same I done dey workout for six-pack; not talking 2pac

So that when pikin go dey your belle; there'll be no belle competition

As six cars go dey carpark; make six-pack dey amusement park

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Dem bees dem always jealous whenever I call you honey

For the records, I no be bee; hoodlums no fit come thief my honey

I'm king, she's queen; our love na ace, off the joker's limits

You'll read this in less than a minute but truth is I really mean it

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